Jessica

I think this means summer is coming soon! Blackstone bullsh*t is now beginning and I KNOW I could have prevented this. But ya girl is busy… and she may have accidentally thrown the cover out when she moved last year AND I also know for a fact I AM NOT ALONE! A bunch of you are in the same boat… but fear not— this can be fixed…. But for today…. I got it this far!

4 months ago

✨SURPRISE✨ This is why I’ve been tired, stressed, overwhelmed, underwhelmed, semi-feral, and dropping balls like it’s a hobby for the last 6 months (okay, a year—math is fake). I WROTE A COOKBOOK. Over 60 recipes tested, edited, re-tested, re-cooked, photographed, and wrangled into one glorious, attitude-filled guide to easy weeknight cooking for people who are deeply over it—but still want dinner to taste amazing. I did all of this while filming dinner every night, driving kids to sports, showing up as a wife and occasionally pretending I have my life together. I don’t. But this book? She’s a masterpiece. If you’ve ever screamed “What’s for dinner??” into the void, this book is for you. And if you’ve ever screamed that while holding a baby, forgetting the laundry, and burning the garlic bread—you are my people. 👊 Preorder it NOW (link in bio). Preorders are this magical thing that make publishers say “Oh wow, maybe we should put this on a list.” And I would simply pass out. Thank you for taking this Journey with me and the 12-year-old version of me—who learned to cook for her family while her mom battled cancer, who watched far too much Food Network—she would be beside herself! Publication date: 2/10/26 #IDidntSleepButIWroteACookbook #AggressiveTutorials #OfCourseItsGood #AggressiveTutorialLady

4 months ago

My mind is BLOWN

I could not be more excited to meet you all on tour this April!

So many dates are fully sold out! But you can still get tickets to the following stops:

ATLANTA, GA 4/8— tickets still available!!!
NEWTOWN,PA 4/10 — ALMOST SOLD OUT!
GRAPEVINE, TX 4/14 — ALMOST SOLD OUT!
KATY, TX 4/16 —tickets still available!!!
HOUSTON, TX 4/17 —tickets still available!!!

4 months ago